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is there a way to... [Sep. 27th, 2009|11:26 pm]
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make all your posts private without manually going through every one?
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In which I sing a song by Jesse McCartney [Jan. 30th, 2009|11:14 pm]
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Friends, friends, friends! [Jan. 22nd, 2009|06:42 pm]
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[Current Music |of Montreal - Jaques Lamure | Powered by Last.fm]

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me!
My choice. For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year. No guarantees when, it will be a total surprise!
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost this, and repost right away.
We can all make stuff and make someone's day a little bit brighter!
Don't respond if you aren't going to offer the same thing.
 
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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen [Jan. 20th, 2009|08:51 pm]
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XDDDDDDDD


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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2009|09:44 pm]
[Current Music |Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes | Powered by Last.fm]

I've been listening to music from the 70s lately.


I think the 70s was a great era for music recording.  Albums like Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars and Out Of The Blue sound so good. It makes me want to buy an old tape recorder.
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(no subject) [Jan. 10th, 2009|11:46 pm]
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Mandolins, CDs and Such! )
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Ask me to take pictures of stuff from my life! [Jan. 10th, 2009|10:26 pm]
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Taken from </a></b></a>[info]binsybaby:

1. Ask me to take pictures of any aspect of my life you're curious about.
2. Leave your requests as comments to this entry. One request per person.
3. Please look at the previous requests as to not do repeats.
4. I'll snap the pictures and post them.


I copied that from Natalia who stole it from Emmy.



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Happy Birthday Self [Jan. 8th, 2009|12:03 am]
Today, Elvis Presley and David Bowie turn another year older. So does Jenny Lewis.



Oh yeah, me too. :D
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I hate MSN [Jan. 7th, 2009|04:05 pm]
[Current Music |Dan Deacon - Wham City | Powered by Last.fm]

MSN messenger is the worst.


Lately, it hasn't been sending half of the messages I've been sending. I hate it.










Oh yeah, my birthday is tomorrow
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Somebody used my song for a game. [Jan. 2nd, 2009|11:36 pm]
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476935

Somebody used a song I made when  I was 13 for a game on NewGrounds.


Check it out!
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A look back at my year [Dec. 31st, 2008|02:46 pm]
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[Current Music |Animal Collective - Flesh Canoe | Powered by Last.fm]

What happened This year

This year was 2008. The 15th year of my existence. What did I do this year? It doesn't seem like I did a lot. To make it seem cooler than it was, I decided to condense it all into a list.


I:

- Celebrated the new year
- managed to just barely pass my first year of high school
- purchased a mandolin and named it after Paul McCartney's bass
- stopped hating Pavement, and started loving them
- started buying more vinyls
- got really into John Coltrane and Dave Brubeck
- went to Virginia Beach
- Saw Josh Ritter, the Disco Biscuits, and a few other shitty jam bands.
- Chilled backstage with Wayne Coyne, Steve Drozd, and the Josh Ritter band and appeared on stage with the Flaming Lips (and naked women) for a whole concert
- wrote hundreds of songs
- recorded a couple dozen songs
- adopted a new alter-ego "Ack Ristley"
- made some new friends
- started a folk-take on a local metal band and named it "The Beauty of Skies"
- avoided a law suit from the lead singer of said local metal band
- became obsessed with Animal Collective
- became obsessed with David Bowie
- became obsessed with Person Pitch by Panda Bear
- got disappointed by Ben Folds's new album
- got disappointed by of Montreal's new album
- saw the Elephant Six orchestra of Will Hart, Julian Koster, Jeff Mangum, Bill Doss, Scott Spillane, Nana Grizol, and many others
- said "Hi" to Scott Spillane while he was having a cigarette before the show
- almost finished recording my first album
- broadcasted on AUDIBLE radio
- became a moderator for Lemon Demon's website-forum
- gained a few hundred listeners for my band
- started a band with other people
- bought a few dozen albums
- found out Will Hart has multiple sclerosis
- bought a painting by Will Hart
- decorated my room with posters
- got a new laptop
- continued paying off my laptop
- entered a dramatic nudity-less movie I made in an hour into an amateur porn contest
- won the amateur porn contest
- shot a bunch of videos and put them on YouTube
- became a member of Something Awful


Sounds like it wasn't too bad!

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I won [Dec. 31st, 2008|12:45 pm]
"Dear User,
Congratulations!

We are happy to inform you that you are one of the winners of today's Amateur Contest on www.livesex.com.

Your prize is a www.livejasmin.com account with 20 credits that you can use immediately by clicking on the following link:"




JHAHAHAHAHA


How did I win?
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Ski dance [Dec. 30th, 2008|10:58 pm]



I've never been so amused by a single video.
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Rope Wanderlust: A Pornographic Feature By Chas S. Johnson [Dec. 30th, 2008|02:51 pm]
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My friend Kallie pointed me in the direction of this website Livesex. It is a pornographic website full of really gross things. I did notice, however, that they have an amateur porn contest every day. The subject of yesterday's contest was rope.


After I discovered this, I instantly got to work on my own entry. If you're feeling into it, you can watch it on their website:
http://livesex.com/amateur/video/11863.html
I emedded the google video version though, so that would do too.
It is pretty safe for work, so don't worry about that.



It is called Rope Wanderlust: A Pornographic Feature by Chas S. Johnson. (Sorry Chad, I took your name and changed it around a little)
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I want you back [Dec. 25th, 2008|10:28 am]
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I was just walking over to my neighbor's house to feed her cat while she is in South Carolina.

I'm listening to my iPod, Jackson 5 is on. A guy who is walking his dog comes into view, walking towards me.

I start wondering whether or not he is going to say hi to me, like a friendly neighbor should. I don't know the guy, I've never seen him, but still, I think a "Hi" should be exchanged on Christmas. So, we're getting closer to each other, and I wave to him casually and say "Hi" to his dog. The guy gave me the meanest glare I've ever seen, and walked away without saying a word.
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AUDBILE [Dec. 20th, 2008|12:18 pm]
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I will be doing a show on AUDIBLE radio tonight at 8:30 pm est.

Be there!

http://audible.illemonati.com
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I Love Christmas [Dec. 14th, 2008|10:21 pm]
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I love Christmas.mp3

A Christmas Collaboration I did with Rick Astley.


It turned out ok.
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Salame [Dec. 13th, 2008|11:32 pm]
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I recently got David Liebe Hart of Tim And Eric fame's album "Public Access".


Wow, he is a nut.
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Christmas Special Fiasco Part 1 [Dec. 5th, 2008|07:03 pm]
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It features me singing in Italian and crying.




Question: Any encoder recommendations for videos to put on YouTube? Mine never turn out good...
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Double Post [Nov. 30th, 2008|12:24 am]
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